Nor dead. Expired.

[Caressah]

Well, the plague of unfortunate lack of paid gametime has hit me as well and I suffer. I don't know when I'll be able to save enough money for a new gamecard, considering that my first real salary looks so distant in the future I might as well write sci-fi about it.

Still I'll do my best to come back as soon as I can. Don't die while I'm gone. Because I cannot resurrect you.

[Richard Talbot]

You couldn't resurrect us anyway. because you're a warlock. And don't start on about soulstones, they smell.

BUT.

Write sci-fi anyway. entertain me.

EDIT: No, none of that makes any sense to me, either.

[Dalodriel]

How's it going Care ? Still down and out ?

[Caressah]

Unless I sell a kidney on the black market, Dal, it may last a month. And if I sell a kidney, I won't be able to drink as much beer as I like. Mind you, my Internet's just fine, it's just that my new salary'll be coming in ... oh, a month. Must think of something before that.

EDIT: Not to mention the Talbotian will be 70 by the time I'm back >.>

[Richard Talbot]

Funny you should say that- hopefully Talrohir will be 70 and Talbot will still be 48, ready and waiting for the Caressah quest action he was promised


EDIT: Ok that smily face thing is a slight bit different to what I expected...

[Dalodriel]

You won't get much for a kidney, it's too common. Think of something else to sell (suggesting a lung, you don't use that anyway, right ?) Well, we'll still be here waiting. *hugs ya*

[Richard Talbot]

Think of something else to sell (suggesting a lung, you don't use that anyway, right ?)

A leg!

[Caressah]

No worry, I may be off the face of the WoW, but I can still torment you here. Worst case scenario - I'll flip and start writing bad fanfic about the guild, attracting enormous amount of giggling underage girls on our side.

[Dalodriel]

Votes for the ammount of giggling underaged girls.

[Richard Talbot]

Dal... seriously... think carefully about that. But not too carefully, because that'd also be wrong.

Basically, no underage people at all. Hordes of attractive girls 19-26 please, kthxbai.

[Dalodriel]

Allright allright ... well then .... there better be big hordes ... i'm not gonna go for few numbers. I'm a man of the people.

[Richard Talbot]

Just greedy Dal, just greedy. I think we're (you're) derailing Caressah's thread. You troublemaker.

[Dalodriel]

*get's back on track* Hmm, you're right. As i was saying before you two distracted me, we'll be waitin' for ya Care. And i'll make sure Talbot doesn't level up until you get here.

[Richard Talbot]

And i'll make sure Talbot doesn't level up until you get here.

You won't.

[Dalodriel]

Yes i will.

[Morvegil]

Bah, how come Caressah gets a whole story-worth of posts in her topic and I simply get a 'bye' ? It's the boobs, that's it. She has the motivation and all I have is my 'I cut you!' appeal.

[Richard Talbot]

Bah, how come Caressah gets a whole story-worth of posts in her topic and I simply get a 'bye' ? It's the boobs, that's it. She has the motivation and all I have is my 'I cut you!' appeal.

Actually, this kind of turned into a chat thread, 'cause no-one is scared of Care. Maybe it was the whole "I cut you" thing that made people too scared to post in yours?

Or everyone hates you.



I love you, Morve.

[Morvegil]

People always hate what they fear, regardless of the great feats that they can aspire to achieve under the scrutiny of an iron-fist. You'll thank me, one day!

[trails off to a fit of evil laughter, the sound of an IRN-BRU bottle opening (it's unique) followed by gargling, then more evil laughter can be heard also]

Anyway, as to drive the nail in a little deeper I've decided to purchase The Lord of The Rings Online, so as to play the free month before finally switching to AoC.

[Richard Talbot]

People always hate what they fear, regardless of the great feats that they can aspire to achieve under the scrutiny of an iron-fist. You'll thank me, one day!

[trails off to a fit of evil laughter, the sound of an IRN-BRU bottle opening (it's unique) followed by gargling, then more evil laughter can be heard also]

Anyway, as to drive the nail in a little deeper I've decided to purchase The Lord of The Rings Online, so as to play the free month before finally switching to AoC.

Hehe. gargle.

I play LOTRO from time to time. It's the only muhmorperger I play that I know people IRL on. Like my brother and his mates. And my mum . I have a dwarf guardian at level 10. And an Elf guardian at, er, level 10.
But the elf never moves because I found Duillond and dion't want to leave. Oh, the pinkness.

[Morvegil]

lol Elf guardian.

I played an Elf bow-guy to level 20 because I'm cooler than you. But I'll be playing a Human CHAMPION or CAPTAIN because I rock 'that' much. What server do you play in? [corrupts]

[Richard Talbot]

lol Elf guardian.

I played an Elf bow-guy to level 20 because I'm cooler than you. But I'll be playing a Human CHAMPION or CAPTAIN because I rock 'that' much. What server do you play in? [corrupts]

Laurelin. And I can't play humans because of their jaws. Truefact. They look bad.

I wanted to be a captain to have a little peasant running around behind me and rugging his forelock at me. Yeah, that's what I said.
But I... I'm just too much of an aesthete. my character has to look EXACTLY as I want (pink dresses aside) and the humans look too much like [Yank moment]college football players[/Yank moment] and less like real people that I don't have the urge to explode.

[Morvegil]

Naaaaaaaah they look like regular people, they have sliders dammit!

[Richard Talbot]

Naaaaaaaah they look like regular people, they have sliders dammit!

Don't try and convince me that's what regular people look like up there, Morvey morve morve, I lived there too and I KNOW.

But I love the fact that the sliders for hobbits makes their bellies grow

[Morvegil]

Games being a bitch for me anyway and won't work. So I'm having an in depth conversation with some tech guy.

[Richard Talbot]

Games being a bitch for me anyway and won't work. So I'm having an in depth conversation with some tech guy.

Sounds hawt.

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